I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize