i permit you to call me
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He kissed a someone with a penis
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
