I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm like, not good at living.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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