so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I am one with the molecules
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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