didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone