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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!

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  Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up

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  i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one

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  ravioli

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement

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• (805): View more from California

  So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka

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  Sweet. Did I win?

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  Youre hungover arent you?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Whore are you.

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?

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  Yes.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one

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  When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.

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