is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How drunk are you?
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