if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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