she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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