i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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