And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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