it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.