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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.

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• (818): View more from California

  Its about making memories worth repressing

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!

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• (979): View more from Texas

  He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors

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  Fuck he won the bet

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign

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• (716): View more from New York

  The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Is it possibile to sprain your taint?

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  She was that bad?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.

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