I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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