the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Sorry my hands just texted you
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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