do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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