i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I am full of burrito and curiosity
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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