I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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