spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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