oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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