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• (586): View more from Michigan

  dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  How crunk are you?

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  I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me

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• (415): View more from California

  And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)

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  Did you watch the carolina game tonight?

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• (619): View more from California

  I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (512): View more from Texas

  "Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Why are we so great

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  Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be

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