Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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