She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
