marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
