she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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