worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i drank out of a bidet.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm at about main and main street
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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