The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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