I didn't shave. On purpose
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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