with your own penis?
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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