Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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