Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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