Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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