school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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