he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize