I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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