Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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