Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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