It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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