have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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