My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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