If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
