Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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