Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize