just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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