Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
foreskin is a definite game changer
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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