Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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