But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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