2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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