tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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