It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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