Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize