I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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