I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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