i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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