I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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