I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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