If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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