First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
